I wasn’t going to post this morning, but this is just too funny to keep to myself.
I’ve been slow to get moving this morning, just now getting around to doing my normal face routine–toner, moisturizer. Nothing fancy, takes just a few seconds.
So I grab the big plastic bottle of toner, fill up my cotton ball swab, and swiped away. It felt unusually cold, but I was thinking of other things and kept going, over my nose and to my other cheek. But my nose said, “Hey! Cut that out! What are you using, you birdbrain?”
The smell was so sharp it made my eyes water, so I, being an above-average intelligent woman, took a second look at the bottle in my hand.
It was fingernail polish remover. Acetone. On my FACE! Oy. Same size bottle as my toner, and boy, do I feel silly!
Washed my face three times, used my toner, used my moisturizer. It still feels tight. I just hope it doesn’t make my skin disappear like it does my fingernail polish 🙂
Did you laugh? Did you smile? You’re welcome. Did you shake your head wondering how anyone could be so dumb? Just wait. Juuuuuuust you wait 🙂